Tuesday, March 27, 2018

The Boycott List

Bleach (can we not find something better??? vinegar detergent / Hydrogen Peroxide disinfectant)
Chlorinated Swimming Pools (use salt water instead)
Daylight savings time
Ammonia
Aluminum (tin foil hat foiled / yes, I was about to make one)
Alcohol is a tink tink tink tincture (you've been in mama's medicine bag... sweet baby of mine) 
Gatorade, Power-aid, Vitamin WTF Water
Yeast Yeah Ya Ya Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeast Infections (all of them)
Polyester Underwear
Polyester Anything
Underwire Bras
What are bra hooks made of??? Steel... doubt it. Synthetic thermoplastic polymer encased aluminum   
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Corn Starch
Cat Botoxic Boxes
Corn is low grade animal feed my friends plus a bio diesel. (and shadows are made of peanut butter)
Round UP
Fluoride
Lye
Lye
Lies
Cellulose (paper fillers in food and nondairy creamers)
Petri Dishes of death
Animal Testing 
the Easter Bunny
Standardized Testing
Santa Clause
Hallo ween you off it...

Who has time for these falseries? 

If you can't eat it or pronounce it I wouldn't be putting it on the skin. Or you'll get the hose again... 

We've been selling surplus for so long... we now manufacture it and call it a day.

Vote with your money. Boycott evil. 

Also, I encourage you to throw away all media that is no longer serving you into the #File13.

Have a Happy Valloween!

Only you can stop stereotypes!

#WOMANSCORPS.

P.S. Not all women like cats, high heels, nail-polish and make-up in that order. So you should probably start building a better algorithm. I'm allergic to this one. 




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